Nosebleed Kiss

POV: your date with an androgynous emo boy is going well

Surprise!! - 千雲九枭/fanzeem

the copification of peter parker in recent years is insidious and also gay

disclaimer: i love spider-man ps4 it is an awesome freaking game + has some of the better peter parker characterization we’ve gotten in recent years. BUT. the INSISTENCE that peter WORKS with cops and RESPECTS cops and is simply an AID to the police is so goddamn annoying and blatantly wrong. peter’s relationship with the cops is at BEST tolerant and generally mutually negative. he usually shows up way before they do + does their jobs for them in a way distinctly un-coplike. i can think of 3 incidents off the top of my head where peter actively interferes with arrests because he doesn’t think the cops are being fair. not to mention being a vigilante is a crime in of itself—and that’s not including the trespassing, breaking + entering, assault + battery, etc that he gets up to on a daily basis. sure, he’ll work with cops if it’s the most efficient way to help people in a given scenario, but he’s not their friend. just pisses me off seeing how marvel keeps trying to push some spider-man / cop parallel that doesn’t exist. fuck spider-cop

i’m almost done. it always bothers me in the very beginning—the big fisk takedown—when peter waits until he has PERMISSION from the police captain to go kick ass inside the building. don’t make me laugh. the peter i know would’ve whipped right past all the cop cars going Neener Neener Nyah Nyah and taken care of fisk in 15 minutes while the cops still scratched their heads and stood around cause they couldn’t find a pet dog to shoot

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

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reblog heavy

Guy and his pet dude

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starlight does a lot of interesting jobs as a princess understudy